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Why does my brain do
this, analyse everything?....... yes I know it's a stereotypical girly
thing to do, I also hear it's a stereotypical manic-depressive or intellectual
genius thing to do too, strangely these two types don't ring a bell (early
days though) but you know the reality is I'd rather be like Forrest Gump
and keep things simple, they do say that simplicity and mindfulness are
the key to happiness (oh and having enough money never to have to worry
about anything related to money) so maybe the reason I analyse everything
is that I don't have enough money to never have to worry about money again
and as my brain can't quite believe that to the the case, it's in denial,
it's too much effort for it to deal with or even attempt to come up with
a world changing sollution to, so it goes into overdrive analysing everything
else that it might be able to analyse resulting in possible and attainable
solutions or at the very least improvements, leaving the money worries
to someone else because I have to say, apart from never having enough
money, it's not as big a problem as you'd think, (assuming I have enough
bread and water to survive) you see...and here's a big tip, I think the
reason is, that I tell everybody, and I mean EVERYBODY that I have no
money, yes I have no shame, but you see, if you tell everybody stuff,
it's off your mind, you no longer really have a problem, I mean, yes you
have no money, but it's not a problem of yours that you have no money,
it's shared with the world and a problem shared is a problem halved and
at the very least your rich friends won't expect you to fork out for expensive
items and nights out because they know you never have any money and so
you won't have the embarrassement felt by so many people who keep it all
hush hush and then suffer huge red faces at being found out one day, oh
the shame, that you're actually like ....well like....'breaking news'
probably most of the population in the world...in not having endless supplies
of the stuff. I say, get it out, let it out and breeeeeaaaaathhhhh aaaaghghghghhhhh.
That's better....now read some more of my moments of madness or genius....you
decide (but if you think it's genius, let me know will you, I need back
up)....that's the sharing caring kinda person I am : - )
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